Welcome to Tony
Sit back and enjoy. Hiya everyone! Welcome to my one and only website! The whole point of this place is to sit back and try to have a good laugh as you scroll down. If you get scared or annoyed by random humor, I suggest you get outta here before your pants run away and you're stuck sitting around dancing with naked chickens in the kitchen for biscuits. ('Nuff said!)
I'm a Freshman Undecided Major at TCNJ college in *gasp!* NJ. I plan to one day grow up and become myself. Good aspiration, huh?
As far as looks go, I guess I'm alright. As you can see, I'm about 6 feet tall with blonde/brownish spikey hair, pale blue eyes and weighing in around 160 lbs.
I've got a bit of a reputation around my home area for being a funny guy. I won't rattle on about how wonderful I am, cuz then I'd sound conceited, wouldn't I? You can figure that out for yourself.
My only job so far is my summer job as a lifeguard at Cedar Hill Swim club, and a part time swim instrucor for the kiddies. Much love goes out to my summer fam!
My hobbies include swimming like a fiend, acting random, playing/listening to all types of music, writing poetry when I find myself inspired, looking for Ms.Right, hangin with all my friends, being a total movie-fanatic, and basically trying to live up all my precious moments in this place before I go to a better place.
Yes, Ladies, I'm single. I'm a virgo, and I spend a lot of my time cursing my sensitive nature. Still, I have so much fun being me, cuz once I know ya, I make it my duty to keep you smiling and laughing as much as I can. Otherwise, I'm not doing my part to help ya.
Unfortunately, I tend to keep to myself unless I'm approached first, so come one come all! Once approached, I'll never forget a person! It's the wierdest thing...I have the worst memory in the world for practical things, but when it comes to people and stuff, I never seem to forget. Go fig...
A bit about myself
My motto when it comes to school-work:
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A pretty decent chat server, as far as chat servers go.

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Maxim Magazine Online
This is a pretty cool mag, with plenty of stuff for us guys. hehe..

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YourMom!
A site dedicated to those infamous "Your Mom" jokes. Even get an email there! Woo hoo!

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